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Artemus Ward Quotes

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Artemus Ward

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
Artemus Ward

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
Artemus Ward

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
Artemus Ward

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Comedian
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1834-04-26
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