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"One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening."
Franklin P. Jones
Bob Hope Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Type:
Comedian
Date of Birth:
1903-05-29
Year of Death:
2003
Nationality:
American
 

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