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Henny Youngman Quotes

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Henny Youngman

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman

Type:
Comedian
Date of Birth:
1906-01-12
Year of Death:
1998
Nationality:
American