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I don't go for the nouvelle approach-serving a rabbit rump with coffee extract sauce and a slice of kiwi fruit.
Jeff Smith

I prefer the Chinese method of eating. You can do anything at the table except arm wrestle.
Jeff Smith

Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them!
Jeff Smith

The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.
Jeff Smith

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1973-05-25
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