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Joey Adams Quotes

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Joey Adams

Type:
Comedian
Date of Birth:
1911-01-06
Year of Death:

Nationality:
American