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Matt Groening Quotes

Don't have a cow, man.
Matt Groening

Eat my shorts!
Matt Groening

Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.
Matt Groening

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
Matt Groening

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Matt Groening

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening

Type:
Cartoonist
Date of Birth:
1954-02-15
Year of Death:

Nationality:
American