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"When the going gets tough, the tough get going."
Joseph P. Kennedy
P. G. Wodehouse Quotes
Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
P. G. Wodehouse

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
P. G. Wodehouse

Flowers are happy things.
P. G. Wodehouse

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
P. G. Wodehouse

He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!"
P. G. Wodehouse

He was built on large lines, and seemed to fill the room to overflowing. In physique he was not unlike what Primo Carnera would have been if Carnera hadn't stunted his growth by smoking cigarettes when a boy.
P. G. Wodehouse

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
P. G. Wodehouse

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P. G. Wodehouse

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
P. G. Wodehouse

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
P. G. Wodehouse

Madeleine Basset laughed the tinkling, silvery laugh that had got her so disliked by the better element.
P. G. Wodehouse

Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
P. G. Wodehouse

Psmith is the only thing in my literary career which was handed to me on a plate with watercress round it, thus enabling me to avoid the blood, sweat and tears inseparable from an author's life.
P. G. Wodehouse

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
P. G. Wodehouse

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."
P. G. Wodehouse

The Bishop was talking to the local Master of Hounds about the difficulty he had in keeping his vicars off the incense.
P. G. Wodehouse

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
P. G. Wodehouse

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P. G. Wodehouse

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
P. G. Wodehouse

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
P. G. Wodehouse

To my daughter Leonora without whose never-failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been finished in half the time.
P. G. Wodehouse

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P. G. Wodehouse

Type:
Writer
Date of Birth:
1881-10-15
Year of Death:
1975
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