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"The miser is as much in want of what he has as of what he has not."
Publilius Syrus
Paula Poundstone Quotes
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
Paula Poundstone

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula Poundstone

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone

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