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Phyllis Diller Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller

Type:
Comedian
Date of Birth:
1917-07-17
Year of Death:

Nationality:
American