A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Robert Orben
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Robert Orben
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
Robert Orben
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Robert Orben
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
Robert Orben
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben
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