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"No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly."
Oscar Wilde
Rod Schmidt Quotes
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Rod Schmidt

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
Rod Schmidt

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
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Is "tired old cliche" one?
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
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