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"However fiercely opposed one may be to the present order, an old respect for the idea of order itself often prevents people from distinguishing between order and those who stand for order, and leads them in practice to respect individuals under the pretext of respecting order itself."
Antonin Artaud
Russell Baker Quotes
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
Russell Baker

A new star with a tremendous national appeal, the skill of a consummate showman.
Russell Baker

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.
Russell Baker

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Russell Baker

Americans like fat books and thin women.
Russell Baker

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
Russell Baker

Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.
Russell Baker

Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
Russell Baker

Disguises thinner than a Chicago stripteaser's work clothes.
Russell Baker

Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
Russell Baker

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.
Russell Baker

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
Russell Baker

I was converted from fool when my spine was somewhat reorganized. What amazed me was how fast a perfectly robust man looking forward to nothing more terminal than a night in Toledo can cease being alive once he pulls the dreamboat out of the driveway.
Russell Baker

In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
Russell Baker

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
Russell Baker

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Russell Baker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
Russell Baker

It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with "gourmet" status.
Russell Baker

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
Russell Baker

Live by publicity, you'll probably die by publicity.
Russell Baker

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Russell Baker

Objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories: those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost
Russell Baker

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Russell Baker

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Russell Baker

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.
Russell Baker

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.
Russell Baker

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.
Russell Baker

Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases.
Russell Baker

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
Russell Baker

The lobbies of the new hotels and the Pan American Building exhale a chill as from the unopened Pharaonic tombs... And in their marble labyrinths there is an evil presence that hates warmth and sunlight.
Russell Baker

The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
Russell Baker

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.
Russell Baker

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker

What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises.
Russell Baker

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
Russell Baker

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart.
Russell Baker

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Journalist
Date of Birth:
1925-08-14
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Nationality:
American
 

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