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"Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature."
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Shelley Berman Quotes
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?" And eventually he dies of thirst.
Shelley Berman

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