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Steve Allen Quotes

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow
Steve Allen

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.
Steve Allen

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
Steve Allen

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
Steve Allen

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.
Steve Allen

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.
Steve Allen

Type:
Entertainer
Date of Birth:
1921-12-26
Year of Death:

Nationality:
American