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Yakov Smirnoff Quotes

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
Yakov Smirnoff

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
Yakov Smirnoff

In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.
Yakov Smirnoff

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Yakov Smirnoff

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Comedian
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1951-01-24
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