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Author	Quotes
Al Franken	6
Alan King	2
Anthony Clark	1
Artemus Ward	4
Arthur Guiterman	2
Benny Hill	3
Bernard Manning	2
Bill Cosby	35
Bill Dana	1
Bill Maher	22
Billy Connolly	3
Bob Hope	26
Bob Monkhouse	1
Bob Newhart	2
Buck Henry	1
Buddy Hackett	1
Carl Reiner	1
Carrot Top	1
Catherine O'Hara	1
Chico Marx	2
Chris Rock	15
Colin Quinn	1
Dan Aykroyd	1
Dana Carvey	1
Dave Anderson	5
Dave Attell	2
David Brenner	1
David Letterman	51
David Spade	2
Dennis Miller	28
Dick Gregory	10
Douglas William Jerrold	12
E. B. White	26
Ed Gardner	1
Eddie Cantor	2
Eddie Izzard	8
Elayne Boosler	8
Ellen DeGeneres	10
Emo Philips	36
Eric Idle	2
Eric Morecambe	1
Ernie Kovacs	1
Evan Esar	5
Fanny Brice	3
Flip Wilson	2
Frank Sullivan	2
Fred Allen	43
Garry Shandling	4
George Burns	33
George Carlin	27
George Gobel	2
Gracie Allen	2
Groucho Marx	71
Harpo Marx	1
Henny Youngman	3
Henry Wheeler Shaw	7
Jack Benny	5
Jack Douglas	1
Jackie Mason	3
James Thurber	54
Jane Wagner	5
Janeane Garofalo	8
Jasper Carrott	1
Jay Leno	113
Jean Kerr	20
Jeff Foxworthy	3
Jerry Lewis	1
Jerry Seinfeld	10
Jim Carrey	5
Jimmy Durante	3
Jimmy Fallon	9
Joan Rivers	35
Joe E. Lewis	22
Joe Flaherty	2
Joey Adams	5
John Belushi	1
Johnny Carson	17
Jonathan Winters	2
Josh Billings	72
Larry Miller	1
Lenny Bruce	17
Les Dawson	2
Lucille Ball	13
Margaret Smith	5
Marty Feldman	1
Mel Brooks	7
Mike Myers	2
Milton Berle	12
Mitch Hedberg	3
Norm Crosby	1
P. J. O'Rourke	52
Pat Paulsen	2
Paul Merton	3
Paul Reiser	1
Paula Poundstone	5
Phyllis Diller	13
Red Buttons	1
Red Skelton	1
Redd Foxx	2
Ring Lardner	2
Rita Rudner	29
Robert Benchley	24
Robert Jones Burdette	1
Robin Williams	11
Rodney Dangerfield	57
Rosie O'Donnell	3
Rowan Atkinson	1
Sammy Davis, Jr.	2
Shelley Berman	1
Spike Milligan	19
Stan Laurel	1
Stephanie Hodge	1
Stephen Fry	4
Steve Martin	18
Steven Wright	128
Tim Allen	2
Tina Fey	10
Tommy Cooper	10
W. C. Fields	48
Yakov Smirnoff	5

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